Thou Heathens, Convert!

Here is the one true path, follow or feel the wrath of the great flying pasta dish!
















Here He is, just after creating the world.

















Also, become a pirate, it'll prevent global warming. And become a Pastafarian, OR FEEL HIS WRATH!!!

















Ok, so I'm a bit distracted this morning. Oh well, one morning out of 7 is acceptable.

All photo creds to Wikipedia.

Be afraid!

Dave