If I were a South Park Charcter...

He he, I'd be a crazy-eyed, puffy-cheeked, toque-wearing, Rammstein fan who's also making it his life's goal to supply you with plenty of delicious alcoholic products. Actually, that's just me making my puffy-weirdo face. Do you know the one? If not check picco numero two down below somewhere.

All credit must be given to the appropriate artists, in this case all credit is to Annia! I love it. It captures my essence don't you think?

He he, well I was just talking to Jon, he's decided to make suits that double as life jackets (bulletproof too)and he's going to sell them to the Canadian Navy. Good luck Jon! We all believe in you! :P Ok, so he isn't actually quitting his job to make them, but we were talking about it, I swear! Have fun at the Christmas party dude, like I said, just don't fall in the ocean!

picco numero two:

Just take away the ugly beard and adda toque! Voila, you have the South Park me!

Ha ha ha, I'm ugly...

I look like some sort of mutant dog, maybe a pug!

Oh well, don't look like that anymore, probably for the best eh?

Hmmm, been studying for exams the last 2-3 days, been a change of pace, that's for sure. Haven't been running, been couped up inside for getting close to a week now too. Mind you I have ventured out, gotta avoid becoming a Howard Hughes wanna be.

Not any big plans between now and exams being over, obviously, but there might be a road trip to the highlands before I go home. Me and a couple guys've been talking about that, would be sweet, drive around the highlands, distillery to distillery for 3-4 days. Sweet. Drunkeness in small foreign places.

Hey, Stuart and Andrew, we should definately go to Orlando for a day or two at X-mas. I like that idea Stu. What do you guys think? It's either that or Monkey Jungle! And Monkey Jungle is evil.

Ooooo, keep posted, could be a big trip out of the UK coming early Jan. Exciting stuff... :)

X-mas, I'm home the 11th (like late at night, I'm gonna be messed up for a bit cuz of time zones) and I'll be in Oakville/Toronto/Guelph/wherever people are until the 17th. I leave on the 18th, probably can't do anything that day. But, I wanted to know, Diana, Rebecca, Karen, Tom, Andy, Craig, Colin, Lee and anyone else who wants to get drunk in Guelph, how does the 16th sound? That's a Friday.

Drunk, Guelph, but no throwing up in drawers and leaving it there for 5 days. Blah, done enough of that...

Ok, well I should realistically call/email people individually, I will, just gotta get off my ass and do it.

Oh, also, Will, Megan, Andrew, Andrew, Dave, Dwayne, Pat, Evan, Cam, Nick, Ross, what the hell are all of you up to these days? I kinda know what some of you are doing... what the heck are you up to between the 12th and the 17th?

And we're still on for the 17th Annia. I shall not double book. With my luck everyone'll be busy anyways! Ha ha ha.

Alrighty, this's been a nice break from studying... very nice actually...

Looking forward to seeing you all.

Later!

Dave (so close to home!) Muahahahahaha!